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Jumat, 29 Juli 2011

Bradley Cooper wants to do 'Hangover 3'

London, July 30 : Actor Bradley Cooper wants to do a "Hangover" trilogy and insists it is required to wrap up the comedy series.


Bradley Cooper,Hangover 3,Comedy
The 36-year-old actor thinks the comedy film series which sees him star alongside Ed Helms and Zach Galifianakis, who form a bond known as the Wolfpack - just to close it up, reports thesun.co.uk.
"I hope there is going to be a 'Hangover 3'. I'll do whatever director Todd (Phillips) wants to do, he's the best, he's the greatest. And I love those two guys and I love my character Phil so I would do it in a heartbeat," said Cooper.


"That was the hardest shoot I've ever done but I just love it. There's got to be a trilogy, you've got to close it up," he added.

Kamis, 02 Juni 2011

Doesn't Lady Gaga Look Like ...

...A Canine In This Picture

Lady Gaga (left) A Dog (right)

I saw a stand up special on TV years ago and during the show, comedian Sinbad, remarked that getting too much weave in one's hair, can can make a person look like a German Shepherd. When I saw the above posted photo of Lady Gaga recently, I understood exactly what he meant. Gaga's drug dealer must have been late.

(dog photo courtesy of bhaven)

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Minggu, 24 April 2011

Your Granny Cut The Internet


Hayastan Shakarian (Girlfriend, back away from the saw, like, yesterday). Kim Kardashian if she lives to be 75 and doesn't have a freak Botox and butt pad accident

75-year-old Armenian, Hayastan Shakarian, accidentally cut a fiber optic cable that supplied her Georgian village, Armazi, with the internet. Can you imagine if it were your grandmother that made the blunder and all the kids in the neighborhood knew she was the reason they can't play their favorite video games online (haha). Can you say "Shady Pines." Poor old lady. Everybody should give her a break (not literally). I have to be specific, because kids today will kick your butt.

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Sabtu, 23 April 2011

The Aflac Duck vs. The Geico Lizard

Lizard/Gecko

It is time to ponder more of the pressing, serious mysteries of life, especially those that impact the economy. If the Aflac duck and the Geico lizard got into a fight, who would win. While the Geico lizard is little, he is fast and agile, whereas the Aflac duck basically hovers. I say the lizard could get in a few punches, then run away. What was the purpose of this article, you ask? I don't know either.

Jumat, 22 April 2011

Derek Rose Is A Thorn


Derek Rose

A few days ago, I misread a news headline, which I thought said Chicago Bulls’ star basketball player, Derek Rose, got arrested for DUI and thinking about the Miami Heat and the playoffs, I said yay! Turns out it was another basketball player, Jalen Rose. Wrong Rose! Got my hopes up for nothing! Sorry, it’s the playoffs and people sometimes get desperate anxious.

All this time I’ve been sitting here trying to psych out Kobe on the site, when another threat was looming, via this dude sitting right here on the East Coast shutting people down on the court. Uh, anybody know anything I can write about his mama or girlfriend? My work is never done (kidding).

Note: A bribe message to all cops, even black ones, $50 if you arrest Derek Rose for DUI DWB "driving while black" causing him to miss a playoff game. He's gonna need Obama and the Secret Service to get out of this one.

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Kamis, 21 April 2011

Real Madrid Bus Runs Over Championship Trophy (LOL)

When Trophies Attack

Seeing as though Arsenal is my favorite football team, I've been laughing at the next story...a lot. Real Madrid won the Copa del Rey trophy and took it out for a spin in an open top bus, during a celebratory parade held in front of thousands of cheering people.

Ramos: Please tell me I didn't just drop the trophy...

Football player, Sergio Ramos, hoisted the trophy in the air and for a while had a pretty good grip on it. Notice I said "for a while." It wasn't long before he lost his grip on the trophy and it went tumbling down the front of the bus, landing under it.

Trophy: yes, you did...and it hurt!

The driver, not realizing what transpired, promptly crushed the trophy under the wheels of the bus. Wow, football and comedy in the same story. You can't beat that (but apparently you can drop it). As funny as this story is, I feel bad for Ramos, as it was an accident. Still, that doesn't mean I'm not laughing...hard.

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Justin Bieber

17-year-old pop singer, Justin Bieber, has been voted one of the most influential people in the world. Bieber 's had a whirlwind rise to fame and fortune, earning over $100,000,000. That can buy a lot of haircuts. The young singer is currently touring Malaysia and was spotted reuniting with his girlfriend, actress, Selena Gomez, at a local airport.

The Jacksons in the 1970s

You know what I'm thinking. No, not that I'm the most humble and best blogger in the world (even though I am). Somewhere Joe Jackson is wishing that Justin Bieber were his grandson (so he could pimp him).

I saw this on a parody site and it is so wrong (LOL)

Can you imagine Joe Jackson running after Justin Bieber with a belt like in the movie. Joe would be yelling at Justin, "Pick up that brick...now put it down!" "go break a switch off that tree" "go practice your turns and tossing your hair in the mirror for an hour...and don't touch my guitar!" I'm just playing Joe - don't get mad (translation: I don't want the belt either).

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Rabu, 20 April 2011

Wouldn't It Be Funny If Megan Fox Crashed The Transformers 3 Premiere

I Only Write That Because I Care (Grin)

Megan Fox: I could totally stab her with my stiletto

Wouldn't it be funny if Megan Fox crashed the "Transformers 3" movie premiere after being fired as the star of the films. Seriously, show of hands, who wouldn't want to see that. It would be hilarious to witness Fox pulling a Britney Spears, ranting, raving and flipping out, whilst yelling at her replacement Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Hehe, I still have your job...and your clothes (costumes)

However, the film series' director, Michael Bay, will probably have a lot of security at the event, scuppering what would be pure hilarity and hits for bloggers. $20 to the first guard that let's Megan past security at the premiere (yea, I'm rich like that).

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Senin, 11 April 2011

Kirstie Alley - The Xenu Is With You

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Kirstie Alley Chokes On "Dancing With The Stars"...Again

Apparently, Kirstie Alley, the Xenu believing Scientologist, had another mishap on the television dance competition "Dancing With The Stars." Last week, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, took one for Mother Russia, as he and dance partner Alley collapsed in the middle of their routine...crashing to the floor....on national television...during a show seen by millions.


The Chokeage From Last Week

This week, Maks tossed Alley across the dance floor like a boomerang, only she didn't come back like she was supposed to. Where was Kirstie, you ask? Well, she slid forward, but her shoe simply said "no" and broke like Lindsay Lohan in a field of weed (no, weed, not weeds).

Kirstie Alley and Maksim Chmerkovskiy

As Maks spun around, like a graceful Russian swan, he noticed Kirstie on the floor, feverishly trying to fix her shoe that had flown off, like they were in the middle of the decompressed cabin of a 747. He simply grinned (you know the kind of grin where you can see all of a person's teeth) and you could sort of tell he was thinking "Payback for last week, witch!"

Of course, me being the sensitive and caring blogger I am, laughed and laughed and laughed (like last week when they fell). Never let it be said I'm unsympathetic to other people's problems. Next week, I fully expect Kirstie to land in the bandstand.

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Sabtu, 02 April 2011

New 2011 Political Ad Mocks Obama

A new political ad dripping with sarcasm, mocks U.S. President, Barack Obama, outlining his troubles in office these past couple years. It was sponsored by Republicans and has a comical twist at President Obama's expense.

Kamis, 31 Maret 2011

Gays And Sports


The Soccer Swan

Football isn't known for having gays, so imagine my surprise when I caught glimpse of the referee in the above posted video. He was busy handing out red cards, in-between surprisingly nimble ballet moves, but one would think he'd be issuing pink cards...with streamers...and sparkles...and glitter. Just teasing.


Well Here's Something You Don't See At Wimbledon - "The Gayest Tennis Serve Ever"

I saw the aforementioned video on YouTube and didn't know quite what to make of it either. A tennis player at an amateur gay league in London tried a new serve that got more attention than he bargained for. Not quite a Rafael Nadal or Andy Roddick blistering serve, now is it.

No, I'm not picking on gay people, but if I saw a straight person refereeing or serving like that I'd laugh as well. Then again, a straight person wouldn't move that delicately, now would they.

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Senin, 21 Maret 2011

Funny Justin Bieber Photos

Sometimes when a performer is on stage (and off) and in the moment, they can make funny expressions that are caught on camera. 17-year-old Canadian sensation Justin Bieber is no different:

Catch me or you're fired!

I have to go to the bathroom again!

More proof that no one likes going through airport security! The Biebs is no different.

I have no words for this picture

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