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Sabtu, 14 Mei 2011

Mother Botoxs 8-Year-Old Daughter's Face For Beauty Pageants

An overly competitive mother has been botoxing her 8-year-old daughter's face for beauty pageants. Botox is a toxic face filler that temporarily smoothes out wrinkles and should not be injected into the face of a child. It is also quite unnecessary.

This conduct constitutes child abuse, as the injections are reportedly painful, uncomfortable and lead to bleeding, with potentially negative side effects, such as death. It is saddening to witness such a procedure being performed on a child.

Minggu, 24 April 2011

Your Granny Cut The Internet


Hayastan Shakarian (Girlfriend, back away from the saw, like, yesterday). Kim Kardashian if she lives to be 75 and doesn't have a freak Botox and butt pad accident

75-year-old Armenian, Hayastan Shakarian, accidentally cut a fiber optic cable that supplied her Georgian village, Armazi, with the internet. Can you imagine if it were your grandmother that made the blunder and all the kids in the neighborhood knew she was the reason they can't play their favorite video games online (haha). Can you say "Shady Pines." Poor old lady. Everybody should give her a break (not literally). I have to be specific, because kids today will kick your butt.

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Georgian pensioner devastated after 'cutting Internet'

Kamis, 21 April 2011

Barack Obama: I’m Getting Old


Stress is prematurely aging Barack Obama (But he still looks younger than Dorian Gray Lindsay Lohan)

During a speech to potential campaign donors, U.S. President, Barack Obama, let the audience in on a little secret - he's aging. Obama stated, “I don’t look that young anymore. I’m grayer, I have bags under my eyes...some of the excitement of something entirely new is not going to be there, and I’ve got some dents and dings in the fender."

Some say you are only as old as you feel. However, I metaphorically say, you're only as old as you look (and what your birth certificate says). You really thought I wouldn't slip a birth certificate joke into an article about Obama. You don't know me very well, do you.

Seriously, Obama can go the route some have in dying his gray hairs, getting Botox, fillers and plastic surgery, but at the end of the day, most people do not take politicians seriously if it is obvious they've had cosmetic work done. Discretion is key.

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Wistful Barack Obama Faces Turning 50

Kamis, 14 April 2011

Lady Gaga Lies About Not Having Plastic Surgery


Lady Gaga

Over the top singer, Lady Gaga stated she has never had plastic surgery. However, before and after photos on the internet, indicate she has had work done. Particularly on her schnoze. Gaga's honker got a whole lot smaller after her first royalty check came in.

She had a Michael Jackson nose, you know, in his jheri curl days. Jackson said the nose job helped him breathe better. Well of course, he took the whole nose off for the holes to get fresh air. I'm just kidding.

Why is girlfriend lying about plastic surgery, which is so common in Hollywood. That's the reason why so many people in Hollywood look alike (black and white). They go to the same surgeons, who have the same vision of what beauty is, which sometimes equals plastic. Loads of it. As a result, everyone ends up getting the same nose, cheeks, breasts and butt (from a catalogue).

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