Derek Rose Is A Thorn

Derek Rose

A few days ago, I misread a news headline, which I thought said Chicago Bulls’ star basketball player, Derek Rose, got arrested for DUI and thinking about the Miami Heat and the playoffs, I said yay! Turns out it was another basketball player, Jalen Rose. Wrong Rose! Got my hopes up for nothing! Sorry, it’s the playoffs and people sometimes get desperate anxious.

All this time I’ve been sitting here trying to psych out Kobe on the site, when another threat was looming, via this dude sitting right here on the East Coast shutting people down on the court. Uh, anybody know anything I can write about his mama or girlfriend? My work is never done (kidding).

Note: A bribe message to all cops, even black ones, $50 if you arrest Derek Rose for DUI DWB "driving while black" causing him to miss a playoff game. He's gonna need Obama and the Secret Service to get out of this one.

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Volume 104

CELEBRITY Cute Kids
CELEBRITY Cute Couples
CELEBRITY Out And About
CELEBRITY The 2011 Oscars
SPORTS Photos
SPIRITUAL Picking Up The Pieces

CELEBRITY Cute Kids

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry's daughter Nahla is total adorableness

Naomi Watts and sons Sasha and Samuel

Kobe Bryant, his wife, Vanessa Bryant and their beautiful daughters Natalia Diamante Bryant and Gianna Maria-Onore Bryant at the NBA All Star Weekend this month

Matthew McConaughey and his adorable kids Levi and Vida go for a work out. Aww, Vida is so cute mimicking her daddy.

Coleen Rooney and her handsome little son Kai

CELEBRITY Cute Couples

LeBron James and Savannah Brinson (left) and Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger (right)

Steven Gerrard and Alex Curran

CELEBRITY Out And About

Halle Berry looks fantastic. She wowed many with her fashion choices this month.

Camila Alves looks fabulous

Jessica Lowndes is radiant and lovely

Venus Williams wearing a fun, youthful look that compliments her model type features

Serena Williams is sporting a chic new look

Vanessa Williams looks fabulous is this lovely satin number

...And her she is again looking sleek and stylish in black

A well-accessorized Alex Curran looks glamorous in a faux fur (I have to put the faux part because of PETA)

Mary Hart is fabulous in this evening gown. The color suits her.

Iman is very stylish in a flattering and chic combo

Angela Basset looks gorgeous in gray

CELEBRITY The 2011 Oscars

Halle Berry stole the show at the Occars in this number

Teenager Hailee Steinfeld looked so pretty and sweet in this lovely ensemble

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber appeared together for the first time on the red carpet. I see Justin took some of Selena's dress to make his handkerchief - waste not want not (I'm just teasing)

Jennifer Lawrence looks gorgeous

Shaun Robinson is fabulous in this ensemble

Jack Weaver is elegant in this lovely gown

SPORTS Photos

Rio Ferdinand

Steven Gerrard

Steven Gerrard and Michael Essien

Wayne Rooney

John Terry

Darren Bent

Theo Walcott

Jack Wilshere

Darren Bent, Ashley Cole, Jack Wilshere and Theo Walcott

Daniel Sturridge

Chicago Bulls legends Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen

Los Angeles Laker and All Star MVP Kobe Bryant

LeBron James, Chris Bosh and Dwayne Wade of the Miami Heat A/K/A the best basketball team in the league

SPIRITUAL Picking Up The Pieces

Picking up the pieces of a broken life can be devastating and difficult. In our search for answers, we sometimes become discouraged and even depressed. A broken man or woman is not a whole one. There is a shadow of sadness present that hampers everyday life. However, you must break out of that rut. You cannot accept defeat. Get up and try again. God bless you.

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