Lizard/Gecko
It is time to ponder more of the pressing, serious mysteries of life, especially those that impact the economy. If the Aflac duck and the Geico lizard got into a fight, who would win. While the Geico lizard is little, he is fast and agile, whereas the Aflac duck basically hovers. I say the lizard could get in a few punches, then run away. What was the purpose of this article, you ask? I don't know either.
Derek Rose
A few days ago, I misread a news headline, which I thought said Chicago Bulls’ star basketball player, Derek Rose, got arrested for DUI and thinking about the Miami Heat and the playoffs, I said yay! Turns out it was another basketball player, Jalen Rose. Wrong Rose! Got my hopes up for nothing! Sorry, it’s the playoffs and people sometimes get desperate anxious.
All this time I’ve been sitting here trying to psych out Kobe on the site, when another threat was looming, via this dude sitting right here on the East Coast shutting people down on the court. Uh, anybody know anything I can write about his mama or girlfriend? My work is never done (kidding).
Note: A bribe message to all cops, even black ones, $50 if you arrest Derek Rose for DUI DWB "driving while black" causing him to miss a playoff game. He's gonna need Obama and the Secret Service to get out of this one.
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Justin Bieber
17-year-old pop singer, Justin Bieber, has been voted one of the most influential people in the world. Bieber 's had a whirlwind rise to fame and fortune, earning over $100,000,000. That can buy a lot of haircuts. The young singer is currently touring Malaysia and was spotted reuniting with his girlfriend, actress, Selena Gomez, at a local airport.
The Jacksons in the 1970s
You know what I'm thinking. No, not that I'm the most humble and best blogger in the world (even though I am). Somewhere Joe Jackson is wishing that Justin Bieber were his grandson (so he could pimp him).
I saw this on a parody site and it is so wrong (LOL)
Can you imagine Joe Jackson running after Justin Bieber with a belt like in the movie. Joe would be yelling at Justin, "Pick up that brick...now put it down!" "go break a switch off that tree" "go practice your turns and tossing your hair in the mirror for an hour...and don't touch my guitar!" I'm just playing Joe - don't get mad (translation: I don't want the belt either).
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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez
Teen singer, Justin Bieber, 17, is set to reunite with actress girlfriend, Selena Gomez, 18, in Asia after spending several weeks apart. Bieber has been on his successful "My World" tour, which generated significant revenues and attention.
Cory Monteith hugging Selena Gomez: I hope Justin sees these pictures
Bieber's fans were not sorry about the time the two spent apart, because, well, they would rather he were single. Truth hurts, doesn't it Selena. However, Bieber isn't the only one in the relationship receiving attention from others.
Actor Corey Monteith affectionately hugged and kissed Gomez on the red carpet at the Kids Choice Awards. Reading Monteith's bio...oh wait, he's an actor on "Glee." Justin has nothing to worry about. He was probably just asking her about her highlights and nail polish.
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Megan Fox: I could totally stab her with my stiletto
Wouldn't it be funny if Megan Fox crashed the "Transformers 3" movie premiere after being fired as the star of the films. Seriously, show of hands, who wouldn't want to see that. It would be hilarious to witness Fox pulling a Britney Spears, ranting, raving and flipping out, whilst yelling at her replacement Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Hehe, I still have your job...and your clothes (costumes)
However, the film series' director, Michael Bay, will probably have a lot of security at the event, scuppering what would be pure hilarity and hits for bloggers. $20 to the first guard that let's Megan past security at the premiere (yea, I'm rich like that).
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In an ironic twist and an unintended testament to the deteriorated state of his presidency and lack of popularity with the public, U.S. President, Barack Obama, was locked out of the White House yesterday and it was all caught on camera.
President Obama returned from a tour of South America, where he cancelled many appearances, due to protests and booing at his presence, labeled a war criminal, only to find he was locked out of the White House. He tried door after door, but none of them would open. At the rate he is going, that will be the real deal in 2012.
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