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Kamis, 02 Juni 2011

Congressman Weiner Not Sure If It Is His Penis In Photo

New York congressman, Anthony Weiner, is in the midst of a scandal, due to a lewd photo featuring a penis protruding in a pair of underwear, being sent to a buxom, black 21-year-old university student from his Twitter account, after he "followed" her online and announced he was making an appearance in her state (Washington).

Huma Abedin and Anthony Weiner

Weiner is married to the woman the British press labeled Hillary Clinton's bisexual lover, Huma Abedin. The pair wed a little over a year ago after a long courtship. Don't cry, Hillary, there's always Bill Clin... never mind. You know, Bill Clinton would be the one I'd expect to send that kind of photo.

Political pundits and sadistic bloggers (*raises hands*) put two and two together, wondering if the congressman was living up to and promoting his name ("wiener" or "weiner" is American slang for penis) or was hacked, as he claims. Many online commentators failed to believe his story of being hacked, due to the fact he did not report it to the authorities and refused to deny the photo was of him.

21-year-old Gennette Nicole Cordova (left) was the recipient of the penis photo

When grilled during a press conference, as to whether he sent the photo and if it is a lewd picture of his crown jewels, Weiner refused to answer the question, got mad at a journalist and called him a "jacka*s." Weiner's reputation is not helping him in this scandal, as he was known for dating a number of women in and outside Congress.

*Trying to think of something positive to say* Well, at least Weiner isn't prejudice. However, he is married, so here's hoping this story is not true. Furthermore, if it is true, you don't want Huma going to Hillary, because as Secretary of State, she may try to have you bumped off or something. Just a guess (kidding).

John Boehner to Barack Obama: why do you keep saying my name like that

Side Bar: this man deserves a medal for going through the U.S. school system with the last name Weiner. Another one that deserves a medal - Senator Boehner. I was sincerely saying his name so wrong. Turns out it is Bay-ner, not Boeh-ner. You two should really sue your parents.

STORY SOURCE

Anthony Weiner Twitter Photo Scandal, "Can't Say" Photo Is Not Of Him

Kamis, 14 April 2011

Lady GaGa Makes Rude Penis Comment In Miami

What If There Were Kids In The Audience

Lady Gaga

Drugged out singer, Lady Gaga, made her way to Miami yesterday, for a stop on her concert tour (you know, the one she keeps falling over on). According to Radar Online, Gaga turned to the crowd and employed the crude slang word for penis in stating, "I hope you brought your d***s." Why? did you bring yours, Gaga. You know people think you have one.

Really, an arena full of sparkly gays from South Florida and she asks such a stupid question. What, did you think they disconnected them and left them at home before the show. Time for rehab, Gaga. Drugs are not your friend.

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Jumat, 18 Maret 2011

Katie Holmes Slammed For Giving Her 4-Year-Old Erotic Candy

Hollywood Has Lost Its Mind...Again

Suri Cruise (left) and Katie Holmes Cruise (right)

Hollywood actress and Scientologist, Katie Holmes Cruise, is being slammed today, for giving her 4-year-old daughter, Suri, penis shaped candy to eat. Photographers spotted them at the airport and the photos were published to TMZ.

Cruise, who has been struggling with mental illness since joining the cult Scientology, did not get what the fuss was about. However, it is highly inappropriate to give a 4-year-old penis shaped gummy bears to eat. It probably belonged to her dad, down low homo, Tom Cruise.

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