Osama: Kill Obama But Biden Not So Much

Biden: Oh, so now I'm not important enough to kill!

Reports from Washington, DC indicate, terrorist Osama Bin Laden, wanted to orchestrate the killing of U.S. President, Barack Obama, but Joe Biden, not so much. Bin Laden was reportedly killed in a Navy Seal raid on his fixer upper compound in Abbottabad, Pakisan.

Osama: Joe who?

Items seized from the slain Al Qaeda terrorist's lair, revealed he sought the assassination of President Obama, labeling him a high level target, but Vice President, Joe Biden, was specifically deemed a non-crucial point of interest. I'm not gonna pretend I didn't laugh, as that was a diss.

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Osama bin Laden to al-Qaeda: 'Don't bother assassinating Joe Biden'