Lindsay Lohan Says She'll Win An Oscar, But For What?

Lindsay Lohan

Repeatedly fired, Hollywood troublemaker, Lindsay Lohan, 24, told "Tonight Show" host Jay Leno that she intends to win an Oscar before she turns 30-years-old. However, the question is, does Lindsay know they don't give out Academy Awards for cocaine snorting and DUIs, otherwise, she'd be a shoe-in.

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Lindsay Lohan Is Plea Bargaining

Lindsay Lohan

It's ironic that Hollywood druggie, Lindsay Lohan, is attempting to plea bargain in court, regarding charges of grand theft and violating her probation, stemming from multiple DUIs she accumulated, while being a spoilt, self-serving brat.

Look at the judge, Stephanie Sautner, she looks like she wants to head butt Lindsay (Photo Credit: TMZ)

Just a few weeks ago, Lohan, was adamantly telling everyone she is innocent and being wrongly accused of crimes she did not commit, though surveillance video and witnesses state otherwise. Yet, now she's trying to strike a deal to admit wrongdoing in exchange for no jail time. That says she is not as innocent as she previously proclaimed.

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Judge To Charlie Sheen Regarding Custody Of Kids: Kick Rocks

Bree Olson, Brook Mueller, Charlie Sheen and Natalie Kenly

A wise judge has declined a custody request by Hollywood drug addict and schizophrenic, Charlie Sheen. The actor petitioned for custody of his young twins Bob and Max and was turned down today. Sheen saw an open window of opportunity this past weekend, when his wife pawned $60,000 in property and proceeded to visit a drug infested Los Angeles neighborhood.

Paparazzi were trailing her the entire time and as she bought the highly addictive drug crack. A local drug dealer spoke to the press about the illegal sale. Mueller then refused to take a drug test, which resulted in her forfeiting custody and heading back to rehab.

Sheen wanted to take the twins on tour with his two live in, drug addicted girlfriends, one of whom is a porn star. This couple has serious problems and the Judiciary Report retains its position of the past few months that custody should go to the twin's grandfather.

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Nicholas Cage and Alice Kim

Bankrupt, beleaguered Hollywood actor, Nicholas Cage (Coppola), was arrested for public intoxication and domestic violence, after a cab driver witnessed him berate and roughly grabbing his wife, Alice Kim, on a public street in New Orleans, Louisiana. Cage is in town for a film (with his string of film flops over the past several years, we know where this is going).

The cab driver called the police, who came out to the scene and urged Cage to calm down. Being an actor lacking humility, Cage repeatedly dared the police to arrest him. And they did. Cage later posted $11,000 bail, after sitting in the Orleans Parish Prison for several hours.

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Brooke Mueller, the ex-wife of actor, Charlie Sheen, was photographed pawning $60,000 in personal property, then going to an impoverished part of Los Angeles to buy crack cocaine. It is also being reported Mueller is refusing to take a drug test.

Her drug addicted ex-husband, Sheen, continues his poorly reviewed Torpedo of Trash "Torpedo of Truth" tour, being booed all over America by angry audiences that shelled out money to see him. As stated previously, the care of the former couple's children, should be left to their grandparents.

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Lady Gaga

Drugged out singer, Lady Gaga, made her way to Miami yesterday, for a stop on her concert tour (you know, the one she keeps falling over on). According to Radar Online, Gaga turned to the crowd and employed the crude slang word for penis in stating, "I hope you brought your d***s." Why? did you bring yours, Gaga. You know people think you have one.

Really, an arena full of sparkly gays from South Florida and she asks such a stupid question. What, did you think they disconnected them and left them at home before the show. Time for rehab, Gaga. Drugs are not your friend.

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Whitney Houston's Daughter Is Going To Have To Prove Herself

Whitney Houston

Bobbi Kristina Brown, the daughter of singers, Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown, recently stated she seeks a career as an actress and singer in the entertainment industry, but she is going to have to prove herself. With a mother that sold over 170 million albums and won 415 awards and a dad who's had several number one hits and platinum albums, she has her work cut out for her. But at least she has talent.

Bobby Brown

People will constantly compare her to her parents and that will become burdensome for the 18-year-old. Whatever path she chooses in the entertainment industry, let's hope it is a positive one, as there is so much negative and salacious music out there.

Bobbi Kristina Brown

It could not have been easy being raised in an environment with two parents addicted to drugs, which in turn led young Bobbi Kristina down a similar road, as National Enquirer pictures attest. It also could not have been easy watching her parents mocked in the media on a regular basis over their personal problems that became public. However, at the end of the day, she must remember she is her own person.

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Lindsay Lohan And Her Dad Fighting Again

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Hollywood brat that never grew up, Lindsay Lohan, is still fighting with her dad. Michael Lohan went to visit his wayward daughter, who refused to answer her apartment door. The former child star is still holding a drudge against him for things that happened during his marriage to her enabling stage mother, Dina Lohan.

What's ironic is her dad is making more money from interviews than she is, due to the fact Lindsay goes on television lying. Lohan's dad has been openly talking about the family's problems and outlets are willing to pay for that.

Michael Lohan

It's not like Lindsay couldn't use the money, but every time she appears on television, she is determined to promote this perpetual state of denial (not to mention the runny cocaine nose and jitteriness that comes from wanting a drug fix). But to ask her, she's never been better. If you say so.

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Last night, photos of an wobbly, unsteady and drunk, Lindsay Lohan, have surfaced, featuring the former child star on the pavement outside a New York bar. Just two days ago, on March 30, 2011, The Judiciary Report remarked Lohan would celebrate her most recent bribe bought court victory by getting drunk and high (Lindsay Lohan Escapes Criminal Charges After Bribing Assault Victim). This is her way. Far be it from Lohan to prove the site wrong.

Never one to take her sobriety, life or career seriously, attention seeking Lohan has been making jokes about the incident in the press, reveling in bad behavior. However, her conduct is self-defeating. Not only is she damaging her body, but her career as well.

The pictures and her response to them, have given casting directors even more reason to slam the former actress, further blacklisting her. Once again, no one wants to risk their production on someone behaving in that manner.

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A 911 call to police, featuring a drunk and crazed Lindsay Lohan, assaulting Betty Ford Clinic worker, Dawn Holland, has been released to the internet by TMZ (click here). The tape reveals an irrational and enraged Lohan being abusive to Holland.

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Holland was trying to do her job, in administering a breathalyzer test on addicts that hopped the fence and spent the night at a local bar. Lohan is heard attacking Holland in the presence of others. To prove she hasn't changed, a drunk Lohan was photographed stumbling around New York City last night.

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Hollywood druggie and rumhead, Lindsay Lohan, has escaped criminal charges for assault and battery on Betty Ford Clinic rehab worker, Dawn Holland. Police were called when the drunk Kabbalah cult member, Lohan, viciously attacked the rehab worker, after violating the rehabilitation center's rules, in jumping the facility's fence and spending the night at a local bar in California.

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Holland was offered $10,000 in bribe money from Lohan's family, to not cooperate with the police's investigation into the incident. As a result, this week, the authorities declared there is "insufficient evidence" to pursue a case against the wayward, fallen, former child star. Lohan, whose life is absent of consequences for chronic criminal conduct, shall no doubt celebrate this corrupt victory by getting drunk and high. Keep it up though and one of these days it is going to stick.

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Successful actress Lindsay Lohan was spotted in New York, partying at a bar and then a night club, days after touching down in her home state. The convicted felon, who is on probation, is barred, pardon the pun, from patronizing places alcohol is sold as the main staple of business. She has also been guzzling fermented tea with alcohol in it, as mentioned in her probation report.

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Lohan has once again proved she is not taking her sobriety or the judge's orders seriously. Not a good look for someone trying to gain movie roles, after a spectacular fall from grace. Items also leaked from a probation report on the miscreant and it indicates she continues to drink beverages that contain alcohol. Major fail.

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Kleptomaniac and former actress, Lindsay Lohan, who was charged with grand larceny last month, in connection with the theft of a $2,500 necklace, is reportedly agreeing to take a plea deal provided by the prosecution.

After all her showing off and fake proclamations of innocence, when CCTV illustrated she did indeed steal the necklace, Lohan is having to admit she did steal the jewelry. GIven her track record, no one is surprised. She needs to stop lying and just do her time.

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Charlie Sheen's Disturbed Demeanor

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Looking at photos of Charlie Sheen over the past two years, in becomes evident, something happened to him this year that disturbed him mentally. Previously, he had drug and anger issues, but it has turned into mental illness derailing his life.

Sheen has now taken to Twitter to tweet for money, as his show Two And A Half Men, is on the back burner indefinitely. Having blown millions of dollars on lavish living, drugs, prostitutes and porn stars, Sheen is now concerned about money.

Charlie Sheen a few short years ago

Sheen is also responsible for a massive legal bill in initiating litigation against Warner Bros. and the CBS network, who scrapped his show. He has a high mortgage payment, luxury car notes and massive alimony and child support payments as well.

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Hollywood actor, Charlie Sheen, who is in the middle of a mental and marriage crisis, has lost custody of his children, to his most recent ex-wife, Brooke Mueller. Mueller alleges Sheen threatened her by stating he will, "Cut off (her) head, put it in a box and send it to (her) mom."

Mueller filed for a restraining order and was granted full custody. However, here's the problem, both Mueller and Sheen are rampant cocaine users. In fact, they did cocaine just last week. The children should not be in their care, as they both have serious issues that create a dangerous environment for the twins, Bob and Max Sheen. Until the former duo becomes sober and sane, someone like Sheen's dad should have custody.

In other news, Sheen is thinking about launching his own cologne. I'm sure he will call it "winning" as that seems to be his favorite word of late, but ironically something he is not doing. He has lost custody of his children and his show. If he is not careful, he will lose his life as well to erratic behavior, mental illness and drug use.

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Fired and uninsurable actress, Lindsay Lohan, is angry that her dad has signed up for the reality show "Celebrity Rehab" as she fears he will embarrass her. That's rich coming from her. Lohan deliberately flashed the world her vagina, but some how believes, her dad is going to be the one to embarrass her. I think flashing your business to the world did that. Not to mention your arrest record and lengthy list of court appearances.

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You are you're own worst enemy. If your dad released a hidden home videos of you as a child, wearing a mullet, pooping on your front lawn, then going into the pile to investigate the brown substance, it still would not cause you more embarrassment than you have inflicted on yourself in the last five years. C'mon, you've seen her drive, you know Lindsay did that stuff when she was a kid.

Christina Aguilera Arrested For Drunk Driving

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And who didn't see this coming after all the warnings. Sony Music pop singer, drug addict and alcoholic, Christina Aguilera, was arrested, along with her boyfriend, Matthew Rutler, for drunk driving.

The two had dinner in Los Angeles, replete with bottles of wine, then unwisely hit the road. Police spotted their vehicle driving erratically and pulled them over. Aguilera, 30 and Rutler, 25, were arrested and detained. Charges will be filed against Rutler, who was driving the vehicle. Aguilera will not be charged.

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As the Judiciary Report exclusively stated two weeks ago, Aguilera is an alcoholic and drug addict . She has now proved the site correct on half of said claims made two weeks ago, via getting arrested today for being drunk. Many in the entertainment industry also know of her cocaine habit.

It's time for rehab. Now that she has been publicly detained by police, maybe she will get into a good rehabilitation program, as this latest incident could have turned deadly via a car smash, had the cops not intervened.

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