"Osama Turned Himself In To Get Away From His Wives"

Osama Bin Laden

A joke going around the press about terrorist, Osama Bin Laden, whose Pakistan home was raided by U.S. Navy Seals, apparently resulting in his death, states he turned himself in to get away from his three nagging wives and boisterous kids.

It is being stated in a widely circulated article, "'The joke in Pakistan is that bin Laden called in his location to CIA because he was being driven mad cooped up for five years with so many wives and children,' said Pakistani Interior Minister Rehman Malik."

I don't know why the man wanted so many wives. One is enough to nag anyone into an early grave. You see, Western men know better than that. It is only Middle Eastern men that make this potentially fatal mistake. And ladies, think about it, if you were married to someone like Osama, wouldn't you turn him in...and collect the reward money.

You'd be lying on the beach somewhere, checking your bank account on your laptop for a wire transfer that says "$25,000,000" while having a fruity drink with an umbrella in it, thinking of the impending raid about to take place back at the house, "I hope those Navy Seals don't ruin the carpet!" (wink).

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May 23, 2011 12:00AM - "It's a well-known fact that when you have two older wives and then this young one comes along half their age, they don't like it," said one. "The joke in Pakistan is that bin Laden called in his location to CIA because he was being driven mad cooped up for five years with so many wives and children," said Pakistani Interior Minister Rehman Malik.

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Osama: Kill Obama But Biden Not So Much

Biden: Oh, so now I'm not important enough to kill!

Reports from Washington, DC indicate, terrorist Osama Bin Laden, wanted to orchestrate the killing of U.S. President, Barack Obama, but Joe Biden, not so much. Bin Laden was reportedly killed in a Navy Seal raid on his fixer upper compound in Abbottabad, Pakisan.

Osama: Joe who?

Items seized from the slain Al Qaeda terrorist's lair, revealed he sought the assassination of President Obama, labeling him a high level target, but Vice President, Joe Biden, was specifically deemed a non-crucial point of interest. I'm not gonna pretend I didn't laugh, as that was a diss.

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Revenge Suicide Bombing Over Osama's Death Kills 80 In Pakistan

80 people were brutally killed in Pakistan today, as two suicide bombers launched a revenge attack, in the wake of the killing of terrorist, Osama Bin Laden. The Al Qaeda front man was executed by U.S. Navy forces that stormed his Abbottabad, Pakistan home. The Taliban has claimed responsibility for the bloody blast, citing outrage over the Pakistani government's cooperation with U.S. President, Barack Obama.

Barack Obama

The Taliban is threatening more attacks are on the way, regarding all of "Obama's Allies" in the West. This is a tragic turn in a very sad story, as so many civilians have died in America and the Middle East. It is truly regrettable that Osama Bin Laden was not arrested and brought in for trial, as his killing and unorthodox burial has inflamed terrorists. News steadily creeping out of the White House, regarding the gory raid and "disrespectful" burial of the terrorist, has made a tough situation that much worse.

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Osama's Family States His Killing Was Illegal And They May Sue

The family of slain terrorist, Osama Bin Laden, has stated the U.S. Navy seal raid on his home in Abbottabad, Pakistan, which led to his killing, was illegal under international law. The law is the law and as such, Osama's family is correct in this statement, as President Obama did bypass the Pakistani government and trespassed in a sovereign nation, to complete the military maneuver. Attorney General Eric Holder's statements to the contrary are completely incorrect and have no basis in international law.

Osama Bin Laden

However, having written that, Osama shall not get my sympathy, as he was an unrepentant mass murderer that brought the world much grief. Bin Laden's family is contemplating suing over his death, but have not specified in which world venue.

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Barack Obama: you would have told that Negro we were coming!

Questions regarding infringing the sovereignty of another nation has surfaced in the ambush killing of terrorist, Osama Bin Laden, in his Abbottabad, Pakistan home, by U.S. Navy Seals, sent on the order of President Barack Obama.

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Many people are angry President Obama violated the sovereignty of Pakistan, by trespassing in their nation to kill a resident, Bin Laden. However, in light of the fact Osama was hiding in Abbottabad, near its Pakistan Military Academy, mingling in with homes of senior military officials, can Obama contend someone would have tipped him off, had the local government been included in the raid.

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Obama Wants Access To Osama's Family

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The Associated Press is reporting, U.S. President, Barack Obama, wants access to the family of terrorist, Osama Bin Laden, who was gunned down by American Navy Seals in his Abbottabad, Pakistan home, on the orders of the Commander-in-Chief in Washington.

Barack Obama: you will talk!

As Pakistani officials have been releasing information from their debriefing of the family, the U.S. government hopes to do the same. However, it is not yet clear if the Pakistani government will hand over Bin Laden's family to President Obama. This is due to their extradition policies and exceptions that sometimes occur regarding America, on a "human rights abuse" basis.

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If an extradition is ruled out, individuals from the Obama Administration, may seek to fly to Pakistan to question the family, before they are turned over to their native nations, such as Yemen and Saudi Arabia. Osama's widows may not want to cooperate with any American questioning, but it is dependent upon the methods used during the interrogations (legal or otherwise).

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Obama Administration Goes Silent Over Osama Proof Of Death

Barack Obama

After a series of conflicting accounts were released by the Obama Administration, regarding the killing of terrorist, Osama Bin Laden, the White House has gone silent, refusing to provide proof of his death or more details on how in happened.

Mainstream press outlets and widely read blogs, are up in arms over the blatant contradictions and retractions, concerning the Osama death story. In a court of law, when a story changes that drastically and so often, attorneys label it untruthful.

The public wants to believe the best regarding this story, as what Bin Laden did to innocent people is horrible and wrong. However, the Obama Administration has left it up in the air, even defying the wishes of September 11th families, seeking proof of the nefarious terrorist’s death, for closure. I do not think proof is much to ask, considering all the families have suffered, because of Bin Laden's cruelty.

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Obama's Osama Story Falling Apart

Barack Obama

U.S. President Barack Obama, is facing added scrutiny tonight, as the initial White House version of how terrorist Osama Bin Laden was killed, has been changed numerous times and drastically so, by officials in his camp. The initial story from the White House was Osama Bin Laden was the subject of a Navy Seal raid, conducted live on military cameras, he exchanged gunfire with U.S. forces in his home, using an AK47 rifle, whilst holding his teenage wife as a human shield, leading to her death and his as well.

The story has since been changed to state, 25 minutes of footage from the raid is missing, due to the camera going black, Bin Laden was unarmed when killed, his wife was not used as a human shield, she was only shot in the leg, not killed and is of age (but was underage when they wed a decade ago and he was in his mid-forties).

Obama and his cabinet in the White House

Another component of this story the U.S. government has changed is the long held belief that Bin Laden experienced renal failure and needed dialysis as a result. This week the White House stated that story is not true, in spite of the fact the Bush Administration and CIA perpetuated it, along with others.

However, a decade ago, Pakistani President, Pervez Musharraf, stated during a well publicized interview with CNN that "bin Laden had probably died of kidney failure, and that he'd taken two dialysis machines into Afghanistan with him" (Osama bin Laden Health Rumors: Fact or Fiction?).

Osama Bin Laden (center)

These serious inconsistencies are of concern to many, who have taken to the internet to complain. What really happened regarding Bin Laden. President Obama should release the death photo his administration initially promised they would, but reneged on at the last minute. Obama should not want such ambiguity surrounding his presidency, as it sows the seeds of doubt, which will not help him at the polls in 2012.

Side Bar: many writers are getting frustrated with this story, as the source is the White House and people feel like they are being played for fools, in constantly having to update, amend and correct items they were led to believe are completely accurate.

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A photo of a corpse, released by Reuters, allegedly purchased from an unnamed U.S. government official, implies it is that of Osama Bin Laden, in spite of the fact it is labeled, "Unidentified body of a man is seen after a raid by U.S. Navy Seals."

For one, the subject in the photo looks too young to be 54-years-old, as Bin Laden is said to be. The person in the photo is in his 20s-30s. Secondly, the man in the photo does not look like Osama Bin Laden. Thirdly, the injuries described by the White House, as having been sustained by Osama Bin Laden, are not present on the corpse in the Reuters photo (bullet wound above the left eye). Finally, President Obama is still stating he will not release the photo of Osama Bin Laden's corpse, so who is that in the Reuters picture.

The Judiciary Report is of the belief, the president has made the wrong decision in this matter, regarding withholding all evidence of Bin Laden's death. There are many people in America, Britain, Europe and the Arab world, who do not believe Bin Laden is dead, based on what is being written online. It is causing widespread speculation and creating a black mark on Obama's presidency, as many are stating he is lying about Bin Laden's death.

Osama Bin Laden

Another point of importance is the Navy Seals' name is being brought into disrepute, as some are stating the entire story of Bin Laden's death is an elaborate hoax concocted by the Obama Administration. Lastly, aspects of the Osama kill story are being retracted by the Obama Administration, after White House officials made public statements to the contrary. This needs to desist, as some are mocking this fact and implying the president is lying about everything.

None of the aforementioned is good for America's name or President Obama, who needs to take definitive action and fast, lest this story turns into a massive negative for him that destroys his presidency and does further damage to his reelection bid. Obama is already perceived worldwide, as having ordered adversarial action against Osama, with people vowing revenge. Therefore, releasing the photo is not going to do that much more damage.

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